Dear Santa,

Thanks for giving me the only thing I wanted: a free, broken, dirty freezer.

Most people would consider this the equivalent of a piece of coal in the stocking, but you & I both know I’m going to turn this freezer into the best worm sanctuary.

Another landfill rescue!  

Let the wormery adventures begin!

[This letter is in jest. I don’t believe in Santa or Christmas. Every blessing comes from The Most High.

The worm sanctuary is no joke, though. It’s on!]